21
May
via poehlerexpeditiona sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
via getinthecagelamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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via secretlymarriedtoalexkingstonsaying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
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via skybread
Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party
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via andycybergThe Best of Stefon and Seth - Requested by anon
via stupidfuckingquestionsI blew into this world on a leaf
I‘m still blowing
I don’t think I’ll ever land
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via doctorwhosfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
via tommcreadyApple,Peaches, Pumpkin Pie: not-the-very-button: If you think about it, Nick Carraway is kind of...
If you think about it, Nick Carraway is kind of just a fangirl.
And The Great Gatsby is the equivalent of a passionate hash tag rant:
#Listen #my dad told me not to judge people when I was growing up #because you never know what someone else has been…
via annie-wyattthe reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
